Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little too close with the beast, causing some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastesting his bravery
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on more info a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a tank full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.